February 2011
121 posts
theydiditfirst asked: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Andy-Carroll-says-Newcastle-forced-him-out-for-t?urn=sow-314956
January 2011
93 posts
theresahouseacrosstheriver asked: oooh, my bad, i was having a blond moment... i could maybe swing wed. i have a midterm thursday...
That unfortunate feeling in your gut when you send...
Turns out that I’m destroying my joints via knuckle cracking. Fuuuuuuuuu
20 Years Old...for dayss
"He's Done It!!!": A Few Final Thoughts as a Teen
Today was my last day as a teenager. Kind of crazy, and I’m not sure if I fully believe that I’m actually 20 years old tomorrow (and turning 20 changes EVERYTHING!). Someone could’ve easily smudged my birth certificate. I have no memories of the first 2.5 years of life, so hey!…but seriously…I was able to spend my day pretty chilled out. The highlight was 90...
The End of a Second Decade
So, it struck me that I’ve celebrated most of my birthdays with a blog post of some sort or another. Of course, this time, it will be my last post as a teenager. I’ll need a proper excuse for my angst now…shit.
Of course, looking back through the ages, I decide to stumble across some of the highlights of my recent memory. All said, I’m ending my years as a teen on a...
Would anyone laugh (or understand) if I were to say that I’m going to begin my 3rd practice as a head coach (acting) by shouting:
“REAL LIFE SOCCER PRACTICE! GOT A BAG OF SOCCER BALLS, ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAME! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT FINISHING?!? SHOOTING! WAKE UP! WAKE THE F*CK UP!”
*blast a 30 yarder into the side netting*
“AWWW THAT’S HOT!”
I think...
RainyMood
I think Step Up 2: The Streets ruined my thoughts on rain. Not really, I do live in Seattle which is known for its drizzle, but every time it rains hard enough to be heard on the windows or the roof I can’t help but think of an epic dance battle. Rain is fantastic though. Pussy bitches Wimps like to carry umbrellas around (which is acceptable if you’re dressed nicely, to be fair) to...
For Anger (or for serious pump-up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mB9ajdwo4&feature=related
followed by
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvY6DU-uEiw
and with http://www.rainymood.com/ in the background. (Let’s be honest, rain makes everything epic…like Seattle.)
This Mix Makes Me Long For A Relationship (a real... →
I'm the first to admit it
This past week, for whatever reason, has been 1000x easier than I thought it would be. Maybe it’s due in part to my incapacitation, having slept 70% of the past 6 days, but surely, what began now 2 weeks ago was something extra spectacular. Between everything that happened during the week in question and how it’s left me feeling the week afterward, I could not have asked for anything...
Girl: I miss you...
I had a really profound thought last night as I...
Which is worse?
Not getting your child a letter from Hogwarts on his/her 11th birthday?
or
Getting your child a letter and then having to explain the unfortunate circumstances which make attendance…impossible…
Not all those who wander are lost: PERSONAL... →
aninsufferableknowitall:
PERSONAL OPINION
When Christians say to an atheist, you should give Church a try because you don’t know until you’ve tried… have you tried going to a Mosque, Synagogue, Mandir or a Gurdwara? Why don’t you give that a try?
Telling someone you think visiting a place of worship alone could change…
PMSL?
Really? Is LMAO or ROFL just not enough anymore? Peeing myself laughing?…this is unacceptable. You can’t confuse PMSL for lamo and can’t fly that shit like a roflcopter. Nor can we combine this with anything. PMSLMAO…maybe that works, but poorly, unlike ROFLMAO. Roffle-Mao ftw. And honestly, do we need to know that you’re peeing yourself? The imagery is unpleasant,...
Words into a paper cup...
I will be strong. I have left home far too many times in my life to not understand that people come and people go. So far, they’ve always come back to some capacity. This isn’t a time to be scared. The past few days have been more than tremendous; they’ve been beyond amazing. There is no word for it (and we know this to be true). My senses have been reborn and everything feel...
If you like sick beats
This guy is pretty ill. We know this to be true.
The Jedi can cut ‘em down like butter and they really are pretty useless.
– George Lucas on Battledroids
theresahouseacrosstheriver asked: You evil temptress you, how you manage to set my mind alight with erotic fantasies most foul and yet always managed to control and win these silly, silly games. Devil-woman.
oooh, who brought on that comment????
oooh, who brought on that comment????
On a scale from 1 to Chris Brown, I am SUPER...
You evil temptress you, how you manage to set my mind alight with erotic fantasies most foul and yet always managed to control and win these silly, silly games. Devil-woman.
Mat: But, see, there's an issue
Birgitte: What issue?
Mat: The Tower of Ghenjei
Birgitte: That's not an issue, you stay away from it."
Mat: I can't.
Birgitte: Of course you can. It's a flaming BUILDING, Mat. It can't exactly chase you down.
Mat: Very amusing. Look, will you at least hear me out over a mug? Of, er, milk. I'll buy.
Birgitte: Bloody right, you'll buy.
They should post a flaming explanation on those archways. ‘Step through...
– Mat Cauthon (in reply to Birgitte)
Normally, you only have to worry about tricks with pits or ropes, since they...
– Birgitte Silverbow